Monday, December 31, 2007

Friday, December 28, 2007

Wrath of the Leet King Preview

This is either going to be the best or the worst movie ever.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Athene's Back! Horny Christmas Gift


Yes, Athene died, however it seems he was resurrected and is again pwning noobs!




Be sure to check his Wrath of the 1337 King website also!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Verne Troyer WoW Commercial

This is the latest WoW commercial; we've seen Jean Claude Van Damme, William Shatner and Mr. T, and now we get to see Verne Troyer. There's even a couple of other unofficial commercials featuring a tauren hunter and a blood elf paladin.



Verne Troyer (born January 1, 1969) is an American actor and stunt man. Verne is notable by his dwarfism, as a result of which he stands 81 centimeters (2 feet, 7 inches) tall.

He's most known for his appearance in Austin Powers as Mini-me.

Troyer's most famous role is perhaps Mini-Me in the Austin Powers series of movies, a character who is a miniature clone of Dr. Evil. Other notable roles include a part in How the Grinch Stole Christmas and as the small Bazooka Circus casino employee in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. He was a series regular on the UPN comedy Shasta McNasty. He also played Napoleon Bonaparte in the short-lived syndicated series Jack of All Trades.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

MMOvie

The trailer is nice, but where's the real mmovie? Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen one scene somewhere...

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Hello, I'm...

After the recent success of Iceflow Studios' Tauren Hunter WoW commercial parody, they decided to make some more videos and here they are.

First, Brad the Human Rogue:



And second, John the Blood Elf Paladin:

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

2.4 Patch Warrior Talents

I heard from a guy who is the brother of the cousin of a guy who drove some of the Blizzard guys on a bus one time, that these are the Warrior talent changes for 2.4 - true story!
Well we know these are not 2.4 talents, but 2.4 or Wrath of The Lich King... maybe! Check it out!


Saturday, December 8, 2007

New WoW Commercial - Jean Claude Van Damme

It seems the days of fighting in melee are long gone for Jean Claude van Damme - he's not casting frostbolts at his opponents from a safe distance!



Also check out this WoW commercial parody, starring a tauren hunter.



View William Shatner WoW commercial and Mr. T WoW commercial!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Athene Dies

ATHENE died for YouTube's sins on 12/06/2007

It seems Youtube doesn't like him too much and is removing his movies all the time. Shame.

The heart of the matter is not about ATHENE but about how YouTube discriminates its users and shows us a bleak future for the chances of independent creative content breaking through in a commercially controlled climate.

Check out Athene's comment about Youtube.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Monday, December 3, 2007

Athene #12: Be a pro and get a horny bi***

Athene should spend more time playing the game than making clips of his girlfriend. His videos have more porn lately than anything else.



View Athene's list of demands
View previous Athene clips

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Athene's List of Demands

Seems I write about Athene a lot lately. This time he didn't make another movie though - he spammed the forums with his list of demands.


Hi wow community,

Its me merciless gladiator athene from the hardest battlegroup in the world and not 'champion of the random noob' lolol (if you don't agree transfer and get pwned, if your for example 2300+ rating on cyclone you won't get higher then 1700 on reckoning)
I'm the only best paladin in the world with merciless gladiator and since a title prooves my proness i have brought my demands on a new level that has to be implemented
- if queues in 2v2 teams are longer then a minute low rated people aren't allowed to queue
- PvE items should have a rating requirement so they cant be carried in pvp by them (they got to get the arena rating with pvp gear first)
- people should have there ratings next to there names, surely when they talk to me, Merciless gladiator Athene, 2500+rating
- globaly mute characters if they have to low rating
- my avatar knight champion symbol on forum has to change to merciless gladiator symbol which should look like the holy grail
- i should be able to get any pve loot i want since merciless pwns illidan easymode
- when i kill people, i should break their items like its pve just so they do some effort instead of whining and dieing
- wispers have to start with dear merciless gladiator athene else they will get autamticly blocked and ignored
- me, Merciless gladiator Athene, 2500+rating get auto leader in battleground and have an option to take over control off party people to command them
- people have to automaticly bow to me if they are in a 8 yard radius around me
- horde on mount crossing me in a 20yard radius have 50% chance to get feared automaticly
- noobs should have their own city where they have to live in like a ghetto so they dont clutter a city that i'm in
- i should be able to respec people correctly by clicking there spec tab on character (resto druid, holy paladin, none of the low rated noob specs like ret)
- i can auto get guildmaster of any guild since merciless gladiator takes much more skill then moving away from pve blizard lolol
- all people with 1500 rating and less have to pay a tax to the higher rated players as they defend your faction (10% when they buy a mount and 10% on everything)
- i should be able to buy and sell low rated noobs on auction house so they can grind for higher rated people since they have better things to do
- blizard had to send me a certificate as proove i'm merciless gladiator so i can get big job as manager function in video gaming as they know how pro i'm
- blizard has to send me a t-shirt with merciless gladiator athene on it so people can see how pro i'm irl so i get first in queues in shops and nightclubs
- i want my own throne room where noobs have to do tasks for me like keep portals up for me at all times to every city (so minimum 4 mages has to rotate turns) provide me, Merciless gladiator Athene, 2500+rating with food, water from ritual of refreshments, priests has to mind control horde to my room because i cant be bothered to grind honor and a warlock and 2 low rated noobs have to summon me so i dont have to run. If they deny to do it i respec them back to there old nub spec lolol

People say i have no life, but i know its just because they have no life, no life left on their health bars becuase they are dead.
And don't come with the crap "i have more skill then you but no time" because you have the time to corpserun whenever I own u

I call all the nubs and pros to sign this list of demands, i'm sure its one off the most meaningfull things u will do for a long time.

Merciless Gladiator Athene, Best paladin in the world

Well, what do you think? Is Athene right, should he be worshipped as the best paladin in the world, or is he just full of shit? Should he be banned from Blizzcon 2008?

If you don't know who Athene is, check out some of his videos!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Monday, November 26, 2007

New Athene Movies

#9: Training my horny b****




#10: WoW players that need medication



View previous Athene movies

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

New WoW Commercials - Mr. T and William Shatner

William Shatner plays a Tauren Shaman in a World of Warcraft TV Commercial.




Mr. T plays a Night Elf Mohawk.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Athene #8: Powerlevel his b1tch



You can view previous movies by Athene on Youtube.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Zul'Jin and his arm

This player wonders how come Zul'Jin, the boss in Zul'Aman is so mad about his lost arm.

"Although enough physical damage will kill them, trolls can regenerate lost limbs and heal grievous physical injuries at an accelerated rate making them formidable adversaries on the field of battle: anything that does not outright kill them, they can recover from"

He has a point - but I especially like the post #30:

Zul'jin: Hello, it appears that my racial skill, regeneration, is not working. I've cut my arm x years ago and I'm still waiting for it to regenerate. Same with my eye.
Nerfbat: Hello, I am GM Nerfbat. Do you have a moment to discuss your ticket?
Zul'jin: Sure!
Nerfbat: Ok, so I checked your problem and it appears that it's working as intended.
Zul'jin: 0.o, but my racials...
Nerfbat: If you think that you have an idea to improve the game please go to the suggestions forums at http://forums.wow-europe.com/smt_that_we_wont_implement and post it. Anything else that I may assist you with?

So true! :D

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Monday, November 12, 2007

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Associate Professor Evil Kills All Gold Farmers

Associate Professor Evil has no use for the key to the city of Orgrimmar, and so he and Barnaby must come up with a new plan to harness great power! Killing gold farmers sounds good.

This movie placed second in the Action/Adventure category during the Blizzcon 2007 Machinima Contest.


Saturday, November 3, 2007

Roberto's Halloween Special



Snacky's Journal special episode for this year's Hallow's End.
View previous Snacky's Journal episode:
Snacky's Journal episode 1
Snacky's Journal episode 2
Snacky's Journal episode 3

Thursday, November 1, 2007

The Grind - Halloween Special

This one won the Blizzcon machinima contest in Comedy category. No wonder!

Monday, October 29, 2007

I will not move the Flame Wreath is cast...

I will not move when the Flame Wreath is cast... or the raid... blows... up!



This is pure gold, thanks to BigBearButt for posting it!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Roll a M.A.G.E.

This is bad, almost worse than Death Knight Spree. But still amusing.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Monday, October 22, 2007

Azerothian Super Villains Part 4

In Episode 4, "The One Where They Kidnap Thrall," Illidan's latest plan is to kidnap the legendary leader of Orgrimmar, Thrall. For once, all things go well, until Kael'thas once again ruins the plan. Will the Super Villains cope with Kael'thas' mistake? Or will it fail like everything else?



If you missed the previous parts, be sure to watch them!
Azerothian Super Villains Part 1&2
Azerothian Super Villains Part 3

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Paladin Tier 5



Need I say more?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Billy Maclure

From the creators of Return, comes Billy Maclure, another nice piece of machinima worth watching.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Chawana's Rocket Experiment

A 70 orc shaman goes to Redridge and Duskwood to fire his rocket launcher at any and all alliance he sees. This really makes me want to take goblin engineering instead gnomish.



Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Gutrot's Beach Party

Gutrot is a troll who leveled to 70 completely naked! Hundreds of players gathered to celebrate his achievement, and this vid prooves it.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Previously on Lost...

This video pretty much sums up the whole Lost series. Can't say I'm a big fan, but I like the vid.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Archmage Vargoth

Where in the World (of Warcraft) is Archmage Vargoth? Check out Archmage Vargoth's blog and see how much fun you can have with some Outland quest items!

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

What's with the tunas?

Wowinsider brought yet another great story to my attention.

Mankrik (the character, not the NPC) recently raised a ticket with the GM about an Environmental problem. No, not glitching graphics or missing shaders-- he was worried about tuna overfishing, specifically in the Barrens. A GM even answered him, though he said it's nothing to worry about. Conspiracy?

Check out the screenshot, it's really hilarious!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Snakes in a Picnic

All it takes is one hunter.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Stealth IRL

What kids do these days...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Inventing Swear Words 3






Oxhorn, Staghorn and Mortuus have been unsuccessful in getting their newly invented swear words to be used, and so they go off in search for the Master of Euphemisms, to see if he can help.

Another fun movie by Oxhorn, creator of The Great Kodo, Red Snappah, and many others. It's split into two parts due to lenght restrictions.

Inventing Swear Words 3 - Part 1



Inventing Swear Words 3 - Part 2



And, since I haven't posted Inventing Swear Words 1 & 2 before, here they are:

Inventing Swear Words 1:



Inventing Swear Words 2:

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Azerothian Super Villains 3: Hello, Maiev

In Episode 3, "Hello, Maiev!," we follow our villains Illidan, Kael'thas, and Archimonde as they prepare to blow the world up into oblivion with "Weapons of Mass Destruction." However, when a girl arrives at the temple, all hell breaks loose and becomes a new experience for each of our villains. Will Illidan finally take over Azeroth or will Maiev, the girl and lost traveler, thwart their plans with her loveliness?





You haven't seen Azerothian Super Villains 1 & 2? You don't know what you're missing.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Murloc

Too bad we don't see what the Tauren dropped :(



Wanna see more murlocs in action?

Saturday, September 1, 2007

It's beginning to look a lot like fish-men

Well of course - it's about murlocs.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Rap Game

Only the song makes this vid cool:

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Death Knight Spree

I can't decide whether this movie sucks or not. It has its moments, both good and bad.
But it is right in one thing, as soon as Wrath of the Lich King is released, there will be a bunch of Death Knights running around - mostly likely including me.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Man Song

A particularly manly gnome sings about how manly he is in his relationship.

Song from the infamous Bob and Tom show.



Saturday, August 18, 2007

Cannibal Corpse Interview: Corpsegrinder likes WoW

An interview with George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher as he talks about World of Warcraft.
Careful though, there's a lot of swearing in this :)

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Unindentified

Yep, that's the only thing missing in WoW - Deckard Cain. If you're not familiar with him, he's a guy that used to identify your items in original Diablo, and also appears in Diablo II.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Azerothian Super Villains - Episode 3 Preview

The Azerothian Super Villains are at it
again, as Illidan leads the group to take over the Anaheim Convention Center where BlizzCon will take place very soon. However, they are a little too early and fear that they have messed up badly. Will they succeed in taking over Earth or this just another crappy teaser trailer that shows absolutely nothing?




Here's Azerothian Super Villains 1 & 2 if you missed it.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Horde does not want paladins!

I have to disagree on the post title. However, this vid rocks. Even the Orcish voices are nicely done. Check it out! And yes, I know I'm like 7 months late with this.


Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Snacky's Journal - Episode 3

This episode of Snacky's Journal was premiered at Blizzcon 2007, and won the action/adventure category in machinima contest, as well as Best in Show.



If you missed it, here's Snacky's Journal 1, and Snacky's Journal 2.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Never Stay Tuned

Don't like WoW drama? Change the channel!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Seal Dance



That is one disturbed druid!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

I Feel Fantastic

I wish I could buff myself like that in real world.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I Am Murloc

Hey I wrote about some of these models before, now we know what it was for.

Having leveled past their previous name -- Level 60 Elite Tauren Chieftain -- the crunching chords and pounding war drums of the newly dubbed Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain will once again be echoing throughout the Anaheim Convention Center's main arena at BlizzCon 2007. Exclusive to BlizzCon attendees, the concert will start at 7:30pm on Saturday, August 4, preceding the other live entertainment that evening. Get there early because seating will be first-come, first-pwned.

Check out the I Am Murloc video!


Sunday, July 22, 2007

Hack and Slay

I guess someone didn't like the latest patch notes.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Azerothian Super Villains

Made up of the most evil of all of Azerothian's evil villains, the Azerothian Super Villains are by the far the most evil and corrupt. Core members Illidan, Kael'thas, and Archimonde attempt at their evil plans of taking over the world every day! Will there plans come to fruition? Will they take over the world?




In Episode 2, "Kaelzilla," the gang discovers the enlargement wand, which makes anything bigger than normal size! Will they use this weapon to thwart the plans of anyone for their own power? Or will things be ruined like usual?



Saturday, July 14, 2007

Warrior PvP

No, this has nothing to do with 300 warriors... just watch :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

300 Moonkins

There are dozens of 300 variations out there, but this one shines - behold the 300 doomkins!

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Farmbot - How to farm honor and stay cool!



Oh boy how I wish you could report people like this. While some of us work hard to win, some just stand afk and get credit for nothing. Come on Blizzard, there must be a way?

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Snacky's Journal - Episode 2

I've posted Snacky's Journal episode 1 before, and here we have episode two. In my opinion, it's pretty good but rather short. Worth watching though.

Sunday, July 1, 2007

WoW Gyver

If you never seen this show, you don't know what you're missing! That guy can literally make anything you can think of with his swiss army pocket knife.
Here's what MacGyverism can do in our favorite game.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

Dark Legacy Comics


I've stumbled upon this site today - some of the comics are just... confusing. But there's plenty of good ones.
There's also a forum where you can discuss about WoW related stuff.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

New Honor and PvP items


Rush hour at Area 52!
You can check out the new gear here.

Saturday, June 9, 2007

New models

I found this while browsing the World of Raids forums today.
Nobody seems to know exactly what the models are for, but there are some interesting ideas.

Here's a funny reply by renzor:

the undead guy moves like flea from red hot chili peppers

/lol

Friday, June 8, 2007

Because I'm a Blonde

Boooooooooooring....

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

50 DKP Minus!

This guy has become a legend already. That's like the worse guildmaster you could possible have.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

World of What?

An interesting mixture of various themes.



And this is part one - I wouldn't even post it if it wasn't for the "cow part"

Monday, May 21, 2007

With a little help from Wowhead

This vid is made by guys from LFG Comic, and shows one of my favorite sites, wowhead.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

CSI: Orgrimmar

This rocks. Too bad it's hard to read most of the text, some of it is actually pretty funny.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Lots of Tauren



That's one guild that came up with an excellent and fun idea, other than the usual raiding, hacking, slashing, and face melting. Thumbs up!

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Stop the Slaughter

I have to admit, I killed my share of critters. And this sure won't stop me :)

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Murphy's Law - World of Warcraft Style

If something can be nerfed, it will be nerfed.

If something can be nerfed, it will be nerfed in the worst way possible.

The only times you see on your minimap rare herbs, rare mineral veins, or chests, is when you're on a gryphon.

If you like it, your guild won't let you spec for it.
If you like it and your guild allows you to get it, you use it in the wrong way.
If you like it, your guild allows you to get it, and you know how to use it, you don't have the right gear for it.
If you like it, your guild allows you to get it, you know how to use it, and you have the gear to use it in the best way, it will be nerfed.

If you choose to hold a heal on the MT to get an extra tick of mana regen, the tank will die.
If you choose to let that heal go out with MT at 75%, it will be overhealing.

If you know the tactics, you don't know how to execute them.

What work in the tactics, doesn't work on the field.

The only time the item you REALLY wanted drops, is when the guy with more dkp than you is in the raid.

If you are home and can run WoW to get the patch update, it's not a patch day. Patch day comes when you are away all day, and you'll have to sacrifice play time to download the patch.

Addons that always worked fine, will generate an error spam when it's absolutely necessary that you focus on what you're doing in the raid.

If you bid on something at an incredibly good price in AH and you log off, somebody will outbid you. If you don't log off, somebody will outbid you anyway, three seconds before the auction expiring.


It's nice to see the everlasting Murphy's Law applied to WoW. You can check out more at WoW forums!

Monday, May 7, 2007

Flapjack Debate with Tseric

This IS the most hilarious stuff ever! I don't know who came up with this but I loved every minute.



If you want to support the warriors share this video! Click on one of the links below to send it to your friends, or bookmark it and spread the word.

WoW Coke TV Commercial

I don't understand Chinese, but other than that looks like a good commercial.
On the other hand, there's rarely a WoW commercial that doesn't look good.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Vurtne PvP

WTB his skills!

Monday, April 30, 2007

Satan's work

This guy is pretty sick if you ask me lol.
Be advised, don't watch this if you dislike bad language.




However, we are not done yet. No sir!




And keep off the droogs LOL!




Stumbled upon this as well, I wonder how that is related... (non-wow related)

The Simpsons and WoW



Kinda reminds me of South Park episode. Although South Park is much better ;)

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Draw your favorite NPC contest

No prizes unfortunately, but this thread looks really promising.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Saturday, April 14, 2007

2.1.1 Patch Notes

Not really.

While people are arguing about what the new 2.1 patch will be like I have uncovered the 2.1.1 patch notes and here are the warrior changes, I'm not sure if the source is reliable, but don't tell me that I didn't warn you.


Execute - Target no longer needs to be below 20% health for the Execute, however if you attempt to execute an opponent and it doesn't die or if you are below 20% health yourself, you take damage equal to the damage you caused, if both conditions are met, you take double damage.

Whirlwind - This ability now works in every stance, however you must have a Whirlwind Axe, Whirlwind Sword or Whirlwind Warhammer equipped.

Thunder Clap - This ability now works in every stance, however you must have a Thunder, Deep Thunder or Stormherald equipped.

Cleave - Fixed a bug when you could a land hit on the second target if the first target was not killed by the cleave ability.

Overpower - From now on if an opponent would have dodged, parried or blocked the ability, the ability misses instead, just as it was intended.

Revenge - the ability now causes weapon damage plus it's original damage as bonus damage, however it is now only usable if a party member dies within 20 yards of you.

Victory Rush - Fixed a bug when the ability was still available after you leave combat.

Sunder Armor - Sunder armor can now be stacked up to 10 times and requires 10 rage, the armor reduction has been halved, and it now causes half of the original threat. In addition sunder armor causes no threat if the target has 10 stacks of sunder active at that time.

Commanding shout - In adition to health bonus, this ability now forces all party members within 20 yards to attack the target you have currently selected.

Intervene - This ability now stuns the party member for 3 seconds, just as it was intended.

Berserker Rage - When activated this ability will increase all damage done by 60%, all damage taken by 25%, the player loses control of the character, the warrior is then forced to attack the closest target, wether it is a foe or a party member, when the duration of the effect expires the warrior dies. In addition this ability does not stack with Death Wish and Enrage.

Concussion Blow - The cooldown has been reduced to 30 seconds, the stun duration has been reduced to 2 seconds.

Shield Wall - This ability now requires two shields to be equipped in order to work. Shield wall will fade if you equip a weapon, or if you change stances.

Pummel - the damage of pummel has been doubled, this ability now disarms yourself for 6 seconds.

Demoralizing Shout - Fixed a bug when demoralizing Shout did not affect party members within 10 yards.
sourced: wow forums

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Eat this!

Somehow I don't think gryphons are digestible, but this cat doesn't seem to agree with me.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Druid Epic Flight Form

From the creators of Illegal Danish Supersnacks, comes this weirdly named vid featuring boomkins.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Healing guide

Alot of people have been saying to me how much trouble they have getting in the top heal spots. One person was warned that she may be kicked if she didn't starting
healing more, and get higher on the heal meter. So I decided to produce a guide for these people to help them reach that top healing spot. This guide is currently only for priests.

The objective.
Your only purpose is to top the healing charts, whilst maintaing a low overheal %.

Your spells:
Power shield : Alot of heal meters don't show this as healing so just ignore it, someone else can shield to stop burst damge, and get their low heal position.

Dispel Magic: Again this is useless let some low heal person waste their time dispelling, if you do it you'll lose ranking.

Res : Useless, but make sure to heal the people who have just been rezzed, they are at like 1 hp so thats alot of potential healing. It might take a bit longer to recover after a wipe, but you'll be higher on the heal ranking so its worth it. If for some reason you are the only res 'er after a wipe left, make sure to res the other res classes last to make sure they dont get a full 99% hp heal bonus from healing the res'd people.

Renew: Spam this like no tomorrow, make sure you have maxed out all talents to increase your renew ability, and always cast your own on top of someone with a weaker
renew, this gives the tank a better healing / tick from renew, and prevents that player from getting ahead of you on the heal meter.

Flash heal: This one is essential for stealing heals from other healers espically druids with their slow heal. In trash pulls and some tank and spank bosses there aren't enough people to heal for the healers, so this means you need to heal first to maintain that #1 healing spot. If you see two people at 80% hp and a druid just starts to heal one, DONT heal the one the druid isn't healing, assist the druid and land a flash heal getting that person to full, then whilst the druid goes ??? and lands an overheal, quickly heal the other players, congrats you just got twice the healing , and your competition (the other healers) got none.

Greater heal: This is good for longer fights to keep your mana up. Getting it talented to a shorter cast is a must to land it before other healers. Dont worry too much about using it for mana conseravtion in trash though, use flash heal to steal heals and make others overheal (this also means they have less mana so they drink more and you get more heals) , the guild bank can always get you more major mana pots to use during trash, but if you dont get a high healing you could lose your officer status or be /gkicked

Fade: This one is quite good for avoiding death, if you see another healer is high on the aggro meter, espically one who has no aggro shedding abilities, run over to them and fade it off onto them, this'll interrupting their healing and give you a target to spam heals on to get more ranking.

Buffs : Inner fire on yourself, get other priests to cast the others on you and other raid members.

Downtime
If there is downtime perhaps after a wipe, or the raid leader calls a 5 minute break, etc try to find a warlock with an imp and run in and out healing yourself when your hp drops, if possible try to enlist other players so you can use prayer of healing as it will get you more healing much quicker. If you see other healers doing this you must heal them first so they dont get any heal ranking out of it. If for some reason there are no imp warlocks, this is the one exception in which you should cast fortitude on yourself and then heal to get ranking that way.

Healing Assignments
If you are in charge of healing assignments then follow this plan to maximize your ranking, if you aren't ignore the assignments and do this plan anyway
You should assign yourself to a tank who will take large amounts of damage constantly, so you can spam your best heals for 100% healing no overheal, with trash
assign at most 1 other healer to the main tank and tell the other healers to "spot" heal i.e waste mana with 4 priests healing one person. Once you get to the boss
assign your worst healers with the slowest reaction times and lowest heal ranking to help heal the maintanks, if you have good healers with a high healing ranking assign them to dispel/cleanse or if you must, to "spot" healing. This will insure the good healers heal ranking is crippled and you maintain a healthy lead as the best healer.

Special Tips for Certain Bosses
Snowballs can easily get you some 20 second silences on opossing healers in places like aq20 with kurinaxx, just stand in a blob of people and throw the snowball.
When nefarian does the priest call, use prayer of healing and lots of heals to make sure you have plently of targets to heal once the corrupted healing effect ends.
If you are a bomb of some sort, run towards the top healers in the healing ranking, this will keep them from overtaking you due to a chance death. (You can say something like whoops sorry my mouse died LOL, if you want to. If anyone complains remind them how you are always #1 healer and hence obviously the most skilled player)

Other Raid Members:
Hunter :
You can use alot more flash heals to get ranking first without going oom, if you keep nagging the hunter (or whoever is pulling) and tell him to slow down and stop pulling, even if the other healers are at 95% if you keep telling him that the healers are complaining he'll get paranoid and hopefully slow a bit meaning you can steal more heals with flash. It is worth noting your rating will drop if you run out of mana so make sure to moderate how many flash heals you use instead of de ranked greaters. And always remember to keep using those major mana pots every 3 minutes, guild banks have 1000's of gold so it doesnt matter in cost, remember higher heal ranking = better healer.

Druids
You must get druids to innervate you. It doesn't matter if someone else has more spirit of if you are at 85% mana, more healing = better healer and you want to be the best healer. If you are an officer its quite easy to tell them to innervate you, if not you can claim that priests are better healers with more benefit from spirit, make sure only to mention how much better priests scale if you scale better than them with more spirit. If you have worse equip just be vague about priests better healing bonus and keep pestering them till they give in, alot of people don't understand the mathematics, in this case its quite easy to make up some numbers to prove you should be innervated even if in reality someone else should.

Warlocks
You should always be soulstoned so you can start healing soon after a death, in addition in can be quite usefull if you find a warlock to spam lifetap even if he doesnt need the mana, in order to get heals in when noone else needs to be healed.

Priests & Paladins
In order to reduce the healing you do you can tell them "Your cleanse /dispel is a little slow" hopefully this will make them heal a bit less and have their finger hover over the dispel key or "Try not to overheal so much" even if they aren't overhealing, if you are an officer this works even better and will help keep the other healers from catching up with you. Sometimes this wont work so make sure to cancel buffs and whisper them all the time to rebuff you, this will keep them healing and lower their mana.

Druids
If the enemy curses try to convince your raid leader that you need mages dps, and just make druids full time de-curse duty, druids have pretty slow heal so you can beat them easily with flash. If you see a druid HoT someone quickly flash heal them and then the druid will not only be denied healing but he will get a load of overheal. These tips can help you become a better raid healer than druids. Again cancelling and asking for buffs can be quite usefull to keep their mana drained.

Shaman
Try to heal 1-2 people near the shaman at all times, this will help make their healing wave overheal more often. If you macro some questions , like "I would to talk to you about your spec for a moment" and use them as an officer you can also interrupt their healing.

Loot
Obviously you need good gear to maintain a high healing position, loot councils work best with you as a coucil member or a loot master if you are the guild leader, try to create an argument for gearing up a "maintank healer" first which basically means you get most of the healing items, if someone complains remind them of your #1 position as the best healer, and then remark to your officers that that person isn't a very good player. If someone is consiently doing well and possibly threatening your healing position you can stir up some drama and try to get them kicked ( I am not an expert on drama so you'll have to find another guide for that) . If someone wants to know why they were kicked just say they were a poor healer and didn't live up to the standards of the guild ( they had a low heal ranking).

Remember everything here will help you get a higher heal ranking. The higher a ranking of a healer, the more likely they are doing these things to increase their ranking, Good Luck!

(wow forums, dunno link)

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Hordecake

Now that's what I call a birthday cake!
You can see more screenshots on flickr.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Friday, March 2, 2007

Crispy Tauren











(wow.allakhazam.com)

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Curing WoW Addiction

It's a bit nasty, it hurts, but it works. Check it out!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Murloc RPG

If anyone finishes this game, let me know if anything happens when you finish the quest :)

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

World of Warcraft Baywatch

Save me Mr. Mitch Buchannon :O

Sunday, February 11, 2007

World of Mario

This... is... amazing! I don't know who would go through all the trouble to make this but he sure did a hell of a job.
(thanks, wowinsider)

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Chuck Norris in Warcraft

Looking for the Chuck Norris commercial? Click here!

You probably heard all about Chuck in WoW, but this might be new to you: Chuck Norris in Warcraft. The world... of Warcraft can't be saved even by South Park gang.


The Elf part:
1. Wisps will auto-detonate themselves if they see Chuck Norris, AND they will further increase his infinite amount of experience. Note that they won’t remove any of his infinite mana.

2. Chuck Norris can slam an uprooted Ancient back to the ground, so it can never uproot, walk, or give birth to units again.

3. The huntress’ glaive won’t hit Chuck Norris and a few nearby units, and vanish; instead, it will dodge Chuck Norris, fail to hit anything else, and, in fear, it will even forget to vanish.

4. Chuck Norris can remove huntress’ sentinel from a tree with a roundhouse kick, or remove it along with a tree, also using his trademark roundhouse kick.

5. When Chuck Norris roars, Druids of the Claw turn to teddy bears.

6. Mountain Giant never managed to Taunt Chuck Norris; he would usually get attacked, roundhouse kick&killed long before even being able to make a taunting gesture and sound. Note that Hardened Skin wont reduce Chuck Norris’ infinite damge by 12.

7. Faerie Fire won’t work on Chuck Norris; in fact, HE will see YOUR Druid of Talon, find him and roundhouse kick&kill him. Note that Faerie Fire won’t lower Chuck Norris’ infinite armor.

8. It used to take a lot of taunting clicks to make a Hippogryph byte off archers’ bow-arm; now it only takes a little time to see that Chuck Norris is approaching.

9. Chuck Norris can ride Hippogryph straight away, but he doesn’t, because he already runs and flies faster alone.

10. If Chuck Norris even just THINKS about using one of his infinitely numerous and powerful spells, it is YOUR Faerie Dragon that will get seriously injured. Actually, dead.

11. Only Chuck Norris can kill Priestess of the Moons’ scouting owl.

12. Entangling Roots also don’t work on Chuck Norris – he can simply roundhouse kick roots away.


The Orc part:
13. When attacking an Orc base, Chuck Norris first drags peons out of their burrows, roundhouse kicks&kills them, THEN destroys the burrows. He will leave one peon alive, though, so that he can tell everybody about what he saw.

14. Chuck Norris actually deals four times more damage to berserking Headhunters, which is four times the infinite in overall.

15. Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with Stasis Traps.

16. Chuck Norris can make Kodo Beast throw up a unit it just devoured, before actually killing it. He will then probably kill both beast and unit, with a roundhouse kick, because he doesn’t really need them to win, and especially not to spend his infinite upkeep money.

17. Bat-Riders will probably explode and kill each other before even engaging in combat with Chuck Norris, because peon told them that being roundhouse kicked hurts like Chuck!

18. Every strike that Chuck Norris deals is a critical strike; furthermore, there’s a 15% chance that Chuck Norris will deal a special critical-critical strike, dealing infinite amount of damage multiplied by infinity+1. This is also known as Chuck Strike.

19. Chuck Norris plays cricket with Serpent Wards.

20. Chuck Norris can swallow Tauren Chieftains’ Shockwave, and fart it back at TC, killing him on a spot. Note that TC can’t reincarnate after being killed by Chuck Norris.


The Undead part:
21. Chuck Norris can remove blight from ground, using nothing else but his spit; if, however, there’s an Undead building nearby, the spit will first destroy the building, and then remove blight.

22. If they see Chuck Norris approaching their base, Acolytes will grab some axes, and start chopping wood, or walking between a Gold Mine and Necropolis, hoping that Chuck Norris will replace them for peons, and let at least one survive.

23. Ghouls usually choke themselves on corpses they are eating, if they see Chuck Norris.

24. Crypt Fiends’ ranged ‘bug’ attack will make a wide circle around Chuck Norris, and flee away in panic, leaving a Crypt Fiend (even more) helpless against Chuck Norris.

25. If Gargoyles hear that they are about to encounter Chuck Norris, they’ll get stoned, and never snap out of it, even though if that bug is fixed long time ago.

26. Spirit and Nerubian towers turn back to Ziggurats when Chuck Norris approaches them.

27. Chuck Norris can raise not two, but infinite number of skeletons, and he doesn’t even need corpses for that.

28. Chuck Norris needs only one look to posses a Banshee, and two looks to Charm a Dark Ranger; he’ll probably roundhouse kick&kill them later, ‘cause he doesn’t really need them...

29. Chuck Norris uses Curse to mark himself available for a good touchdown pass.

30. If Abominations find out that they’ll fight Chuck Norris soon, they’ll first try to evade it by telling that they’ve caught some sort of disease, then they’ll try to sweetalk their way out, saying they come in peace(s), but nothing can really save them. A+ for trying, though.

31. If a Death Coil is cast at Chuck Norris, it will go around him, and then get back to a Death Knight who casted it, and kill him.

32. Chuck Norris always sees Death Shade; Death Shade, however, finds it pretty hard to see Chuck Norris.


Teh Human part:
33. Only Chuck Norris can kill defending Footman with one ranged shot; there’s even a chance that his shot will bounce back at dead Footman, and kill him even more.

34. When fighting a Knight, Chuck Norris first knocks him down from his horse with a roundhouse kick, effectively making him a Footman, then kills him with a single shot from a far, then the shot bounces back at a dead Knight, and kills him even more.

35. A Sorceress uses following tactics to survive Chuck Norris: first she turns herself into a sheep, then makes herself invisible, and tries to pretend that she’s an invisible sheep (by acting cool!). Never actually worked, either.

36. Chuck Norris’ spit can also douse Inner fire. And a Volcano.

37. Chuck Norris can catch a Storm bolt hammer with his teeth.

38. Chuck Norris once turned Goblin Alchemist into gold coins and bought him that little branch that gives +1 to all stats.

39. Chuck Norris can make Pit Lord kill himself and spawn a Doom Guard, which will then dispel, cripple, warstomp and rainoffire himseld to death.

40. The most powerful spell in the game is owned by Chuck Norris, and it’s called Chuckfall – in consists of a large (infinite) number of roundhouse kicks, which fall down from the sky, or emerge from the ground, and from all four corners of the map, destroying or killing all the units, heroes, neutrals, critters, trees, gold mines and buildings (even neutral ones!) in an area of a variable size. The area of this spell depends on a size of the map-for very big ones is very big, for small ones is small, and so on… Chuck never really uses this spell, because it would probably make an imbalance in the game


Addition to Human:

- You’ll become blind if you cast Holy Light at Chuck Norris. Blind AND dead.
- Chuck Norris can dispel Divine Shield.
- Chuck Norris can Resurrect all of your fallen units, only so that he can kill them once again (or twice, if they’re footmen or knights).

Addition to Misc:

- Chuck Norris can shoot your Health, Mana, Invulnerability, or other potions from a far, before your hero even thinks of drinking them.
- Chuck Norris can read scrolls in your hero’s inventory, or tear them apart if he wants.
- It won’t do you any good to Townportal away from Chuck Norris; He’ll simply kill all of your units before they actually teleport, AND wait for your hero by your Town Hall, Necropolis etc…

Thursday, February 8, 2007

Monday, February 5, 2007

Reached Level 60

This dude needs some serious help. I wonder what will happen when he's 70.

Saturday, February 3, 2007

Orc Arrested!

Eastern Kingdoms, AZ – Nuclear crisis was adverted earlier today when level 70 Orc Rogue Mbison was apprehended just outside the gates of Ironforge carrying over sixty-two stacks of Uranium Ore in his bag. The arrest was the result of a collaborative effort between Game Masters from several different workstations in Irvine, CA after an extensive probe on the Orc’s operations lasting over one year. “We’re just glad we were able to prevent any sort of nuclear damage to the realm,” said GM Eryus, who was in charge of the strike team that made the arrest, “the size of the patch we would have to release would be disastrous.”

Authorities took notice of Mbison last year after he reportedly bought out all of the Uranium Ore from the Auction House and proceeded to make several different alts for each of the different trade skills, in order to run a covert operation where he was believed to be constructing a nuclear device with the help of several prominent Goblin Engineers. “The engineering skill required to construct such a device is much higher than the 375 limit available to players worldwide,” said a Blizzard employee, who wishes to remain anonymous. GMs speculate that Mbison also had contacts within the Alliance itself, evidenced by the fact that he had not yet smelted the Uranium because he did not have access to the proper facilities.

Mbison maintains his stance that he acquired all of the Uranium Ore legally, and by his own means, though at least six farmers are suspected of being accessories to Mbison’s malicious plan. When pressed for information, the farmers responded in a combination of broken English and Mandarin. A representative from the People’s Republic of China issued a statement denying involvement in the production of any sort of virtual nuclear weapon, following allegations that the farmers were Chinese. The United Nations also issued a statement urging Blizzard to impose sanctions on the acquisition and production of nuclear items in their popular MMO. United States President George W. Bush held an emergency press release after Mbison was caught, condemning his actions and announcing that he would commit no less than two 25-man raid groups to Azeroth to establish peace and stability following the incident. Many members of President Bush’s administration, who already regularly play the MMO at work, were enthusiastic about the idea.

Reasons behind why Mbison would want to destroy Ironforge are still being investigated. However, when asked, Mbison replied, “cuz I h8 thos dumb nelfs and dorfs.” Mbison is currently being detained in the Stormwind Vault until he faces trial next month.

We got a winner ;)

(sourced)

Friday, February 2, 2007

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Monday, January 29, 2007

Red Snappah!

By Oxhorn the Tauren, again. That guy is bored ;)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

The Quest for Burning Crusade

The winner of WoWInsider machinima contest.
Carrot on a stick... I would never thought of that.

Monday, January 22, 2007

A couple of...

... images to make your day.





Sunday, January 21, 2007

WoW Stand Up Comedy

That's the first stand-up comedy about WoW I've seen - and it ain't that funny.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Druid Dance

Or is it the badger dance?

Thursday, January 18, 2007

While you're in Outlands...

Buzzfreedom's post caught some nice attention, and he's actually right... kinda. And funny.


{You have entered 60 Bosses Chat}
{BaronRivendare has come online}
{Gandling}: what's up.
{BaronRivendare}: hey.
{Gandling} : what you doin
{BaronRivendare} : nothin just ridin my horse. Are you lagging?
{Gandling} : dont think so
{Gandling} : y
{BaronRivendare} : havent seen any mobs in three days. think i'm dc'd but just dont know it.
{Gandling} : oic
{Gandling} : same
{BaronRivendare} : bored. u wanna do a me run?
{Gandling} : lol
{Gandling} : at least you get more time with the baroness lol
{BaronRivendare} : lol yeah
{BaronRivendare} : she can definitely take more than 45 minutes if she wants to
{Gandling} : o_O
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} : 'Sup Drak
{Gandling} : wb
{Gandling} : dc'd?
{Drakkisath} nah thought I heard someone coming in downstairs.
{Drakkisath} was nef and rend fighting again.
{Drakkisath} they usually stop if people come over. nef thinks its funny when rend gets pwned and goes back to sitting on his throne.
{Drakkisath} brb snack
{Drakkisath has gone offline}
{Gandling} SCHOOL IS IN SESSION
{BaronRivendare} wtf
{Gandling} Sorry, just trying to keep up the routine.
{Ysida Harmon} DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. JUST SLAY THIS ABOMINATION AND RID THE WORLD OF HIS FILTH FOREVER
{BaronRivendare} stfu there isnt even anyone here
{Gandling} damn, caps, jeez
{BaronRivendare} sry
{Gandling} think im gonna go to my alchemy lab
{Gandling} brew up some 'refreshments' to pass the time
{BaronRivendare} lol kk
{Gandling has gone offline}
{BaronRivendare} /sigh
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /silly
{BaronRivendare} /flirt
{Ysida Harmon} can i go?
{BaronRivendare} stfu
{Nefarian has come online}
{Nefarian} WTF
{Nefarian} where's drak
{BaronRivendare} gettin a snack
{Nefarian} Is it Tuesday?
{BaronRivendare} naw man its Saturday
{Nefarian} you laggin
{BaronRivendare} nope same problem tho
{Nefarian} damn
{Majordomo Executus has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{EliteGuard has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Healer has come online}
{Majordomo Executus} : hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{EliteGuard} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{Healer} hey
{MajordomoExecutus} jesus christ shut up you're driving me crazy with that
{Majordomo Executus} all damn day
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{EliteGuard} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{Healer} sry
{EliteGuard is now being ignored}
{Healer is now being ignored}
{MajordomoExecutus} rag told me to ask you guys if you're all laggin'
{Nefarian} nah
{Drakkisath has come online}
{BaronRivendare} no i'm goin real fast
{Drakkisath} that's what the baroness says
{Nefarian} PWNED
{MajordomoExecutus} haha ss'd.
{BaronRivendare} ass
{Drakkisath} dammit i'm bored. where are all the mobs?
{Ragnaros has come online}
{Nefarian} hey rag.
{Ragnaros} TASTE THE FLAMES OF SULFURON
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf caps
{BaronRivendare} o_O
{Nefarian} you dont have to put on your show, there arent any mobs around
{Ragnaros} where the hell is everyone
{Level 64 human warrior has come online}
{Nefarian} niiiiiice
{Nefarian} Im not even gonna use my skellies
{BaronRivendare} same
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Drakkisath}
{Nefarian} ....
{BaronRivendare} wt...
{Level 64 human warrior has killed BaronRivendare}
{Nefarian} jesus
{MajordomoExecutus} /inspect
{MajordomoExecutus} wtf he's wearing greens!
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Majordomo Executus}
{Ragnaros} BY FIRE BE PUR}
{Level 64 human warrior has killed Ragnaros}
{Nefarian} omg
{Nefarian has gone offline}
{Level 64 human warrior} lol noobz
{Level 66 night elf hunter has come online}
{Level 64 human warrior} 2 minutes 34 seconds, beat it
{Level 66 night elf hunter} oh i will
{Level 66 night elf hunter} what are all these healers and elites doing here?

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Illegal Danish Supersnacks

It's a bit lenghty, but worth watching.




And, Illegal Danish: Escape from Orgrimmar preview:

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Murloc Dance

I for one don't know whether to hate them or love them. Those cute little bastards called Murlocs are pretty high on Blizzard's most dangerous creatures toplist. Of course, Highlord Kruul has the most kills these days, but don't be surprised if we see a Highlord Murloc one day melting faces in Azeroth.


Monday, January 15, 2007

Kruul was here...


Kruul's visit to Ironforge didn't go well - for Ironforge of course.
As the player on the screenshot says: who IS really going to clean up that mess?

(source: wow.allakhazam.com)

Saturday, January 13, 2007

I Heart Cow

I am cow, I am cow, I kill cow... The guy has issues with cows/taurens ;)

Friday, January 12, 2007

Kruul videos

You might of noticed a huge Kazzak-a-like creature named Highlord Kruul terrorizing the lands of Azeroth. He's owning everyone with his mass shadowbolt, but he was killed a few times already.


Kruul in Eastern Plaguelands:



Stranglethorn Vale:



Kruul vs. Ironforge (he's doing a great job I might add)



This is the part where Kruul gets killed:



And lastly, Highlord Kruul Aftermath at Undercity:
(why is that song on every second wow video on youtube?)



There's a few dozen more vid's with Kruul on YouTube if you're still hungry ;)

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bubble Hearth



Pally Coward... :)
He came all that way just to run away from the fight with Thrall.

(image courtesy of wowinsider.com)

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Hunter vs. Warrior

Well it's not really hunter vs. warrior, but close enough ;)

Monday, January 8, 2007

Your class sucks

Great post at WoW Insider:

  • Druids, your tree form is one of the worst ideas ever conceived. Everyone hates you because you can tank now. Moonkins will be useless in parties, but that's okay because you'll be forced back to healing at 70.
  • Hunter traps are completely useless in PVP. You can't find any good quest rewards while leveling. Aimed shot doesn't scale anymore and you're just horribly broken in general.
  • Mages are getting out-DPSed by shadow priests. Your invisibility is only good as wipe recovery. Your 41-point talents are mediocre and you are gimp enough for a six-page thread with little elaboration.
  • Paladins: much like druids, everyone hates you because you can tank now. Your Tier 5 looks very girly. You are neutered in PVP. You are gimped in PVE if you're retribution specced. Your raid leader will force you to spec Blessing of Kings anyway.
  • Priests are sinking into despair that they're forced to wear 3-piece Transcendence forever. Druids and paladins heal better than you, and are better at supporting the raid. Go melt faces, choirboy.
  • Rogues will do nothing in raids. NOTHING! You don't scale well at 70. Shadowstep is funny but useless. All your casters hate you because of Cloak of Shadows and won't heal you in raids, and your hunters are plotting to kill you.
  • Shamans, your Totem of Wrath isn't worth the 41 points and elemental DPS is bad. You are 100 percent terrible, the joke of WoW and you just suck.
  • Warlock's Felguard is worthless now and you will be killed by rogues. Other than that, there aren't many complaints .... from warlocks, that is. Guess you really are overpowered!
  • Warriors have too many complaints to list here. Druids and paladins tank better than you, and if you think your DPS is okay, you're just "jelous". Will the last warrior on the forums please turn out the light?
You can read the entire post here!