L2P With An Ogre

This is your map window. It is for finding your body when you die.
If you are an orc*, you start out in a small town called Winterspring. It is very beautiful with big trees and plenty of snow. There are many fun things to do in Winterspring as well as many dangers. One negative is that there aren’t many monsters that you can kill at first, but in WoW, if you like to kill monsters, people call you a bluebie (blue as in sad), and that is a bad thing to be called, let me tell you, so don’t worry too much about that.

*at first I thought I was an Ogre. Luckily someone clued me in before I made an ass of myself.

Mmmmkay. The worse thing is - you can easily find noobs that aren't joking like the guy on this page you're gonna head over right now.