Friday, December 29, 2006

Hi, I'm _____, a 60 warrior, and....

I WAS OUTPLAYED BY A 60 ________.

1v1, can't beat well played/geared:
First off lemme say THAT I type this while POPPING ENRAGE IRL LOVE YOU TSERIC YOU REALLY KNOW THE WARRUOUIR CLASS.

Hunters entrapment omgfgh procs every second 100% proc ratet iS TOOP LEEET

WARLOCKS LOL SECUDE OMFG IM SO ATTRACTED TO THIS HOOVED DEMON WHILE A CORPSE IS CASTING A NUCLEEEAR BOMB AT ME WHAT EVER SHOULD I DO SEND HER FLOWERS AFTER I RES I THINK
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Shamans SHAMANS
WITH ONE HANDERTS AND SHIELDS HAVE MORE ARMOR THAN ME IT SEEMS FUNNY SINCE THEY ARE WEARING OMFG
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ARMOR AND I HIT THEM FOR NO DAMAGE AND OMFG DEATHWISH RECKLESSNESS WARRSTOMPED AND THEY "LESSER" HEALING WAVE FOR LIKE 9000 !

WHAT?!

9000!!!!!

WHAT?!!! 9000!?!?!
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SHADOW OMFGWTF PRIESTS DOT ME AND PUT ME IN COMBAT BEFORE THE DOT EVEN TICKS AND DOES

ANY DAMAGE
WHAT SO EVER
BUT IM IN COMBAT
OOPS I CANT RUN AT HIGH SPEED TO MY TARGET CUZ
IM IN COMBAT BUT NOT ACTUALLY FIGHTING ANYTHING WITHIN 30 YARDS OF ME

LAWL BLIZZ JUST MAKE CHARGE HAVE A RAGE REQUIREMENT THAT"D BE FUNNY LOLLOLLL WOULDNT IT I BET YOU"RE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW READING THIS>
OTHER PEOPELS PAIN IS FUNNY ISNT IT.


MAGES MAGES MAGES
THEY HAVE TO GO THRU SO MANY STAGES
SHEEPTRINKET---OMFG---LOLLERBLASTBOLTROCKET!!!!!!!!!!DEADSHEEP!!!!!HOP AROUND /CANNIBALIZE LOL!!!!!!!!!!

PALADINS LOL
YOU CRIT PALADIN FOR 99% LOLWL GODMODE CANT TOUCH ME HAHA FULL HEAL HAMMER OF WRATH HOP AROUND I WIN I WIN
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ROGUES WHO USE COOLDOWNS OMFG I'M DW FURY SHAME ON ME I SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO MOVE DURING THE FIGHT AT ALL. OVERPOWER??? L:OL I"M GOUGED IN BATTLE STANCE I HAVE TO BE IN ANOTHER STANCE TO RAGE OUT OF IT

BLIZZARD SAYS: YOU ARE GOUGED BUT YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH IN THAT STANCE TO GO BERSERK YOU MUST CHANGE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR STANCE TO BREAK A LITTLE GOUGE>

AND WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT A LITTLE GOUGE ANYWAYS I"M GETTING HIT WITH NUCLAR BOMBS AND I AM IMMOBILIZED BY A SCRATCH

GG MING YOU WERE RIGHT LOL
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DRUIDS
DRUIDS OMG IN BEAR FORM HIT HARDER THAN ME WITH ASHKANDI OUT ENRAGED WITH 1600 AP
AND WHATS THAT LAWL 10K ARMOR UNBUFFED AND 8000 HEALTH HAHAHAHA
THATS SO GREAT AND YOU CAN
CHARGE AND SNARE ME IN ONE MOVE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
INSTANT HEAL
LOLOLOL
WARRIOR
LOLOLOLOLOL GG OUTPLAYED /SPIT LOL I OWN LOL

Whats that you say?
Reroll?
QQ?
OMG POCKET HEALER?
lol no my friend.
this is how it is...in the real world.
and no i wont reroll I love my warrior been playing my warrior for 14 months.

BUT OMFG BLIZZARD HELP US OUT HERE EVEN THE PVE HEALER CLASSES CAN OWN US
W
T
F
DID A WARRIOR TAKE AN ENRAGED POOP IN YOUR CEREALS IN BETA OR SOMETHING WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH?!@

Oh yea and to all the NERF 2.0 WARRIORS trolls out there I have something to say to you.
You are undergeared. I'm sorry. Thats the ONLY REASON you are losing to a warrior now.


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