Sunday, December 31, 2006

Another warrior QQ

If you ever wondered how Blizzard makes new patches for World of Warcraft, check out the flash below, or view it on DeviantArt.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Hi, I'm _____, a 60 warrior, and....

I WAS OUTPLAYED BY A 60 ________.

1v1, can't beat well played/geared:
First off lemme say THAT I type this while POPPING ENRAGE IRL LOVE YOU TSERIC YOU REALLY KNOW THE WARRUOUIR CLASS.

Hunters entrapment omgfgh procs every second 100% proc ratet iS TOOP LEEET

WARLOCKS LOL SECUDE OMFG IM SO ATTRACTED TO THIS HOOVED DEMON WHILE A CORPSE IS CASTING A NUCLEEEAR BOMB AT ME WHAT EVER SHOULD I DO SEND HER FLOWERS AFTER I RES I THINK
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Shamans SHAMANS
WITH ONE HANDERTS AND SHIELDS HAVE MORE ARMOR THAN ME IT SEEMS FUNNY SINCE THEY ARE WEARING OMFG
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ARMOR AND I HIT THEM FOR NO DAMAGE AND OMFG DEATHWISH RECKLESSNESS WARRSTOMPED AND THEY "LESSER" HEALING WAVE FOR LIKE 9000 !

WHAT?!

9000!!!!!

WHAT?!!! 9000!?!?!
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SHADOW OMFGWTF PRIESTS DOT ME AND PUT ME IN COMBAT BEFORE THE DOT EVEN TICKS AND DOES

ANY DAMAGE
WHAT SO EVER
BUT IM IN COMBAT
OOPS I CANT RUN AT HIGH SPEED TO MY TARGET CUZ
IM IN COMBAT BUT NOT ACTUALLY FIGHTING ANYTHING WITHIN 30 YARDS OF ME

LAWL BLIZZ JUST MAKE CHARGE HAVE A RAGE REQUIREMENT THAT"D BE FUNNY LOLLOLLL WOULDNT IT I BET YOU"RE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW READING THIS>
OTHER PEOPELS PAIN IS FUNNY ISNT IT.


MAGES MAGES MAGES
THEY HAVE TO GO THRU SO MANY STAGES
SHEEPTRINKET---OMFG---LOLLERBLASTBOLTROCKET!!!!!!!!!!DEADSHEEP!!!!!HOP AROUND /CANNIBALIZE LOL!!!!!!!!!!

PALADINS LOL
YOU CRIT PALADIN FOR 99% LOLWL GODMODE CANT TOUCH ME HAHA FULL HEAL HAMMER OF WRATH HOP AROUND I WIN I WIN
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ROGUES WHO USE COOLDOWNS OMFG I'M DW FURY SHAME ON ME I SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO MOVE DURING THE FIGHT AT ALL. OVERPOWER??? L:OL I"M GOUGED IN BATTLE STANCE I HAVE TO BE IN ANOTHER STANCE TO RAGE OUT OF IT

BLIZZARD SAYS: YOU ARE GOUGED BUT YOU ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH IN THAT STANCE TO GO BERSERK YOU MUST CHANGE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRR STANCE TO BREAK A LITTLE GOUGE>

AND WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT A LITTLE GOUGE ANYWAYS I"M GETTING HIT WITH NUCLAR BOMBS AND I AM IMMOBILIZED BY A SCRATCH

GG MING YOU WERE RIGHT LOL
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DRUIDS
DRUIDS OMG IN BEAR FORM HIT HARDER THAN ME WITH ASHKANDI OUT ENRAGED WITH 1600 AP
AND WHATS THAT LAWL 10K ARMOR UNBUFFED AND 8000 HEALTH HAHAHAHA
THATS SO GREAT AND YOU CAN
CHARGE AND SNARE ME IN ONE MOVE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
INSTANT HEAL
LOLOLOL
WARRIOR
LOLOLOLOLOL GG OUTPLAYED /SPIT LOL I OWN LOL

Whats that you say?
Reroll?
QQ?
OMG POCKET HEALER?
lol no my friend.
this is how it is...in the real world.
and no i wont reroll I love my warrior been playing my warrior for 14 months.

BUT OMFG BLIZZARD HELP US OUT HERE EVEN THE PVE HEALER CLASSES CAN OWN US
W
T
F
DID A WARRIOR TAKE AN ENRAGED POOP IN YOUR CEREALS IN BETA OR SOMETHING WHY DO YOU HATE US SO MUCH?!@

Oh yea and to all the NERF 2.0 WARRIORS trolls out there I have something to say to you.
You are undergeared. I'm sorry. Thats the ONLY REASON you are losing to a warrior now.


You have to love posts like this! You can read the entire thread here.

Peanut Butter Jelly

This is only funny because it's stupid.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

The Great Kodo

This vid comes from one of my favorite authors, Oxhorn.
I give it 10/10

Monday, December 25, 2006

Chronicles of the Gold Farmer

TotalHalibut is a troll mage, currently level 60, who is obviously spending most of his time chasing bots and gold farmers. The British accent is just perfect.




Chronicles of a Gold Farmer 2: Trailer

They made his partner spirit res, they made his economy inflate...

/lol




And finally, Chronicles of a Gold Farmer 2: Ni Hao This

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Beyond the Real Life - Teaser

This is a teaser for the upcoming sequel to Edge of Real Life.
We have to wait till April 2007 for this - sigh. Looks promising :)

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Ganking Level 60's

If you ever wanted to gank level 60 players - with your lvl 7 character, this video will show you a nice trick. Make a Shaman, place a grounding totem, and wait ;)
It really does work - even the mail trick shown at the end. Enjoy!

Friday, December 22, 2006

The Brothers Tauren

Two great videos from Great Sky Foundry, showing two tauren brothers growing up. Sort of.
It's funny though... Do you know where kodo hide bags come from? :D





And The Brothers Tauren 2:



I like the first one better, but still, can't wait for the third movie.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Talent Tree Creator

Unleashed Gaming has this cool little tool for you to make your own talent trees. It's fun loading random talent builds, but this one stands out from the crowd. Someone felt very inspired. /bow

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Gnomish Crusade

You have surely seen The Burning Crusade intro cinematic. But this is something new and original: The Gnomish Crusade.
Although I personally hate gnomes, I have to say it's pretty nice. Ok maybe not hate - but they can be annoying with constant /lol's

Internet is for Porn

Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn... Grab your dick and double click!!1 LOL
I'm sure you already seen this one, but it's worth watching again. And again.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

How To Kill A Warlock

The best warlock guide: where to find them, how to fight them, and most important: where to hide from them. Read more. Although this is old, warlocks are still overpowered.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Tauren Gankers

Ganking taurens... oh the good days

Saturday, December 9, 2006

Tauren Dance

Wtf, this is so pathetic it's not even funny.
Just check some of the comments on YouTube:

  • U fucking EMO fag go kill yourself noob!
  • moar peanut butter jelly, less retardedness
  • omg, you are so stupid...
  • GAAAAAAAY !!!!
  • thats not a tauren dance!
Don't try this at home. Ever!

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

The Hardware Store

Absolutelly brilliant. The idea, music, lyrics. Brilliant. I LOVE it!

Monday, December 4, 2006

L2P With An Ogre

This is your map window. It is for finding your body when you die.
If you are an orc*, you start out in a small town called Winterspring. It is very beautiful with big trees and plenty of snow. There are many fun things to do in Winterspring as well as many dangers. One negative is that there aren’t many monsters that you can kill at first, but in WoW, if you like to kill monsters, people call you a bluebie (blue as in sad), and that is a bad thing to be called, let me tell you, so don’t worry too much about that.

*at first I thought I was an Ogre. Luckily someone clued me in before I made an ass of myself.

Mmmmkay. The worse thing is - you can easily find noobs that aren't joking like the guy on this page you're gonna head over right now.

Saturday, December 2, 2006

Why Should Blizzard Employ Einsteins

If Einstein was alive today, you think he would play WoW? Perhaps there would be less downtimes if Blizzard had him in their dev team.